Although you claim to be a genius, I do not believe you. How could you leave Booth to go to some silly evolution island????!!! You love booth, and Booth loves you, can't you see that? Just look at all the trouble you've caused, Stanley and Angela are going to Paris and Booth is going to Afghanistan where he could possibly get his head shot off and you will never ever see him again. I am very disappointed in you, Ma'am, you need to man up, get on the next flight to the middle east, and tell Booth how much you need him and miss him and love him. And there better be a season 6!!! None of this finale stuff anymore... real lives don't just have seasons, they are year round events, and since you are a real person, you cannot live your life in seasons. I know you value my advice greatly and will do everything in your power to do exactly as I tell you.
Sincerely,
McKinlie, life organizer extraordinar
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Dear Bones,
I have no idea why you feel the need to go to some crazy islands in Indonesia, but don't you hop on a plane & go after Booth. He is in Afghanistan because he's helping people & making Parker proud of his hero daddy. He loves you, you love him...everyone knows it but the two of you. Let HIM be the one to man up & in 365 days when you meet back at the coffee cart at the Mall, He WILL declare his love for you. And we'll all live happily ever after.
Sincerely,
Lindsey, Older & Therefore Slightly More Experienced Life Planner
Dear Mckinlie,
I love the fact that you have such strong feelings about our TV friends. that picture is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life and shows that they clearly need to married pronto. You are a girl after my own heart. However, if Bones hurts Booth, I feel confident that I am more than willing to be there to pick up the pieces of his heart and he will therefore love me.
Sincerely,
Caitlin, not quite as experienced as Linds but getting there
Lindsey,
Although you may be older, and could be possibly right about bones and booth, you are not the better life planner, sorry to dissapoint.
Caitlin,
I agree that they should get married pronto, however, since bones and booth refuse to fall in love officially, I feel it is my duty to step up to the plate and marry booth. Therefore,
Together with our parents
McKinlie Adell Ramsey
and
Special Agent s. booth
request the honour of your presence
at their marriage
on Sunday, the fourth of October
two thousand fourteen
at six o'clock in the evening
sincerly,
mckinlie
I'll be there. To break it up. I will not be holding my peace. He's mine.
consider this my official RSVP. it's on my calendar.
Lindsey I consider that a threat... I'm turning you in to the FBI... "my man"-(my mother)
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